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If I double tap the timer knob on my microwave it starts cooking, so I don't have to reach for the start button after dialing in the time.

I read the title, and was expecting a sexist girlfriend joke.

I am... strangely, not disappoint. The existence of text-able dishwashers has actually improved my day, somehow. ^__^

Everytime I press start on the microwave it cooks for 30 seconds, double tap for a minute, etc. That saves me time figuring out how long I should set the timer.

there is this amazing thing i discovered like a couple months ago. i didnt tell anyone about it cuz it was undergoing test but apparently you can sexually please yourself with you hands!!! i know i couldnt believe it either but it works! i decided to call it Masturbation idk where that name came from but it just came to me one day while in the shower. now have a great time if you have any troubles with it ill be glad to send you step by step instructions.
Jaxh Out.

there is this amazing thing i discovered like a couple months ago. i didnt tell anyone about it cuz it was undergoing test but apparently you can sexually please yourself with you hands!!! i know i couldnt believe it either but it works! i decided to call it Masturbation idk where that name came from but it just came to me one day while in the shower. now have a great time if you have any troubles with it ill be glad to send you step by step instructions.
Jaxh Out.